So today during the firedrill my key broke in half inside the lock. I managed to get the other half out and went to Nors to see Kez. When I was there I tried superglueing my key back together, but ended up gluing my finger to it. So then I tried to pull my finger off and severed the key again and had one stuck to my finger. So I tried a few more times and got it and went back to my room. I tried the superglued key in my lock, and it broke off. And I couldn't get it out. So Kateywalsh got her tweezers and pulled out it, but then put it back in and tried turning it to unlock my door. That didn't work so I went downstairs to borrow a key.

Girl: "Whats up?"
Dan: "I'm locked out, I need a key."
Girl: "Ugh you're like the fifteenth person. I told people to lock their doors after the break-ins"
Dan: "I did lock my door"
Girl: "So where's your key?"
Dan: "oh it broke in half in the lock."
Girl: "WHAT"
Dan: "I know! During the firedrill it broke in half! Here, lemme show you"
Girl: "What's that on there?"
Dan: "Oh, that's superglue. I tried fixing it because I don't wanna buy a new one, I don't have money"
Girl: "Aw! No! You don't have to buy a new one. Here just take this one and sign this. Wow, I've worked here three years and I've never seen a key break before."
Dan: "I know! What're the odds of that!"

Yo I totally set up Pat and Lauren, I rule.

I kind of wish I was invited to Dylan's birthday party like everybody else in the world was. Seriously, everyone in the history of FSU was there and I didn't even get invited. I thought he and I were cool. We hung out when I was home a few times, I like the kid. Whatever, that sucks.

I wish I didn't fuck up and talk shit and have a problem with so many people. I've really burned way too many bridges because I can't keep my mouth shut. I'm looking at the pictures from the party and I feel real left out. Everyone's there but me. I haven't seen Jane in forever. Fucking christ, even Mel's there.

Whatever.