Last night didn't turn out like I expected it to at ALL. Gina, Lauren, and Kevin went to Paul and Matt's room to drink, but I didn't want to because I had alot of work to do, so I went back to my room. But they kept calling me and asking me to hang out so I was like "fiiine" so I went there and planned to only stay for an hour or so and not drink at all. It was a good time, Fernie and some other kid I don't know were there. But then Scott fucking Hearn called and said "What're you doing" and i was like "i'm in my friend's room" and he goes "Want to hang out?" and then explains to me that for Shaun's birthday, he Pat and Shawn kidnapped Shaun, blindfolded him, and threw him in Pat's trunk. When I talked to Pat on the phone he said they were going to throw him off a bridge or something, but then he stepped on a broken bottle.

So, I figured if my friends from home were coming, I was never going to get any work done, so I may as well get drunk, RIGHT? So I drank some beers in a short window of time and then went outside to meet them. They threw me in the car and made me shut up because Shaun didn't know they were coming to TCNJ and that I'd be there. So we park the car and open up the trunk and WOW shaun didn't have any room in there at all. I say Happy Birthday and he goes "Uhh I've been in there for 40 minutes and now there's beer in my face." So we go to get Caroline in front of her building and walk back to Paul and Matt's room. Gina and Lauren were just leaving but I made them wait five minutes for the security desk to go away and then we go back up with everyone. I threw my jacket on some girl that was making out with Fernie and we went into some other room becuase people said something about pizza, but I didn't get any so I left and drank more. Gavi ended up showing up with Paul? We went outside and Paul started football tackling everyone, I got knocked into the bushes. Then we walked to Decker to see Gina and Lauren. We needed someone to swipe us in, but this dude was being mad shady about it and wouldn't let us in. But someone from the inside opened the door so we walked in. Then the shady guy practically closed a door in my face. Not posi! So we see Gina and Lauren but we were too loud because Blaire and Katy Walsh were asleep. So I wrote FUCKIN DAN on some peoples doors and made alot of noise and then we went to Wolfe. I forgot that their security desk is up an hour later than everyone else's though, so we didn't go in. Oh god, I said the funniest thing. Caroline was talking about something but I didn't care since I was drunk and horny and I was like "YO WHERES YOUR HOT ROOMMATE" and then she was like "uhh right there." And she was right there. Good times! Then that freshman kid that i don't like got taken away by the cops. Awesome! Then the guys went home and I went to bed.

And now I'm typing all of this and i still haven't done any work.