pat is a weird dude
"You are sir bums alot"
"Nah you reign over a kingdom and bum people out with you bummish rule"
"You were knighted my king bumminham of Bumland. The IV"
"And one day you and your bumminton knights took off in search of a land which needed bumming"
"Untill you reached a land which was ruled by king rulesalot (me)"
"So king rulesalot told his knights of rulington to fight of the bumminton knights"
"It was an epic battle of bumming vs. Ruling"
"But the ironic part is the bummington knights fight was not a bummer at all but ruled and the rulington knights fight was a bummer"
"So the 2 kingdoms signed the treaty of chillen and created two land under the rule of King chillen"
"The II"
"So this is your destiny to take the throne and become sir bums alot"

last night in AC i won like 50 bucks, that ruled